Anyway, this trip reminded my cousin of an incident which happened to a friend's friend. This friend's friend, X, had a stomach-ache halfway down, on the way home. So he stopped by the roadside, and did his business in the bushes. Being a civilized gentleman that he is, he laid some newspaper on the ground before he did his business. After his business, he wrapped the newspaper with his shit inside and stuff the package into a plastic bag. He plans to throw it into a dustbin when he reaches the petrol station at the foothill.
When he reached the petrol station, he got out from his car, took the package out, intending to throw it in the dustbin. Before he could do so, two men on a motorcycle rushed at him, and snatched his 'package' from him. X was too stunned to do anything for a few minutes.
I'm sure he never expected to be robbed, and most definitely he never expected that it would be his 'package' that would be stolen. Haha! I would have loved to see the looks on the thieves faces when they got back to wherever they got back to just to find that all they had stolen was somebody else's shit. That would be PRICELESS!!!
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you're kidding right? That really happened?
*squish squish*
"We hit jackpot!"
Izso, I kid you not! It really happened! I couldn't believe it myself when I heard about it! Hahah!
Haha! Perfect example of "What goes around, comes around"!!!
I would've just have liked to fertilize the ground. Or turn back and find a toilet.
Funny story! Crime can often be a crappy job!
It's good to see you here, Mark! Hope you will visit often too! One could wish this 'lesson' could be learned, but I doubt the thieves will learn anything out of this.
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