Monday, February 26, 2007

A Robbery Gone Shitty...for the thief

Genting Highlands twice in a month...sure know how to enjoy my long Chinese New Year holiday, huh? Was there with my whole family, as my sister and hubby from Australia came back for the holidays, together with his mother and sister from Hong Kong. We thought of taking them up to Genting Highlands for a short trip. My family stayed a night, while my hubby and I together with my 5 months old son just went up for a day trip as both of us have to work the next day. (Yeah....it sucks having to go to work after a looong holiday!) Trip was all right. My son, being his first time up in Genting, enjoyed the lightings in the First World Hotel's Indoor themepark. Amazing what can attract a baby....:P

Anyway, this trip reminded my cousin of an incident which happened to a friend's friend. This friend's friend, X, had a stomach-ache halfway down, on the way home. So he stopped by the roadside, and did his business in the bushes. Being a civilized gentleman that he is, he laid some newspaper on the ground before he did his business. After his business, he wrapped the newspaper with his shit inside and stuff the package into a plastic bag. He plans to throw it into a dustbin when he reaches the petrol station at the foothill.

When he reached the petrol station, he got out from his car, took the package out, intending to throw it in the dustbin. Before he could do so, two men on a motorcycle rushed at him, and snatched his 'package' from him. X was too stunned to do anything for a few minutes.

I'm sure he never expected to be robbed, and most definitely he never expected that it would be his 'package' that would be stolen. Haha! I would have loved to see the looks on the thieves faces when they got back to wherever they got back to just to find that all they had stolen was somebody else's shit. That would be PRICELESS!!!



6 comments:

izso said...

you're kidding right? That really happened?

*squish squish*

"We hit jackpot!"

Faith said...

Izso, I kid you not! It really happened! I couldn't believe it myself when I heard about it! Hahah!

NinJaMoo said...

Haha! Perfect example of "What goes around, comes around"!!!

izso said...

I would've just have liked to fertilize the ground. Or turn back and find a toilet.

Anonymous said...

Funny story! Crime can often be a crappy job!

Faith said...

It's good to see you here, Mark! Hope you will visit often too! One could wish this 'lesson' could be learned, but I doubt the thieves will learn anything out of this.